mustangblood:

macedonianmess:

my favourite time of year. Nothing compares.

YES BEST MONTH/SEASON

mustangblood:

macedonianmess:

my favourite time of year. Nothing compares.

YES BEST MONTH/SEASON

(Source: halloweenmagick, via areyoukittenmee)

areyoukittenmee:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Y’all cute y’all cute

(Source: The Huffington Post)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via mythoughtsarestars)

unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²


Reblogged For gay squared lol

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

Reblogged For gay squared lol

(via sephybaby)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via indiemuffins)

Amy Pond + miniskirts

"Yes, the skirt is quite short. Initially, they wanted me in trousers, just because of the practicality of running around. But I wanted the mini-skirt because I think it really suits Amy’s sassy character."  - Karen Gillan

(via natesmodernlife)

"Can I kiss you?"
"You may."

(Source: fy-ellenpage, via tegan-or-sara)

tumblr text posts: loki edition

(via theatreslave)

me: *laughs*
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells, via invisibleredthread)

highlock:

flyingtit:

a-pale-skinned-queen:

You can’t stop fat-shaming with skinny-shaming. 

You can’t stop transphobia with cisphobia. 

You can’t stop homophobia with straightphobia.

You can’t stop any hate with more hate. 

thats right, you cant stop a real thing with an imaginary thing, thanks for telling me

straightphobia

Heterophobia is the non-existent supposed “fear and mistrust” of heterosexual people by LGBT people. It is a neologism and snarl word designed to delegitimize the gay rights movement, its campaign for equal treatment, and aim to end to anti-gay bigotry.
^thank you Wikipedia

But skinny shaming is totally a real thing. Some people get told to go eat a sandwhich and called anorexic because they’re “too” skinny.

(via catpins-and-celerysticks)

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

(via usedtobe-golden)